The Proclaim-O-Matic Wobbling Desk Toy

Faced by the sometimes painful task of explaining?  There is no teaching the selfish to be unselfish (as Alan Watts pointed out) but for our gentler brethren, a gesture can be worth a thousand words. 

The Proclaim-O-Matic wags its finger so you don't have to.  After a dramatic pause it comes to a emphatic vibrating finish, for unrivalled rhetorical convenience .   Socrates never had it so good!  This desk toy is a tool for those times when you just can't put too fine a point on your point. 

Soon to be embossed with inspirational messages like "Because I said so", "Not Mom", and "Am I right or what!".

Example: 
"Mean people SUCK!"  *wobble wobble emphatic wobble*

The Proclaim-omatic is the first in a series I call MeMe!s Wobbling Desk Toys.
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