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Piscario was not born a fish. As young men, he and his older brother attended a circus where a fortune teller told them that they had strong spiritual connections to nature. True or not, this was the first compliment either of them had received and they ran with it, both attempting to become clerics. While his brother would commune with plants, Piscario believed that since life originated in water, it would be the highest form of devotion to the spirits. Wanting to outdo his brother, he performed an ancient ritual, begging to be made one with the water. While waist deep in a river with a sheet of aluminium above his head, a bolt of lightning struck him. After seconds of agony, he crawled from the water delighted to see that he was now more bass than man. While he had intended to give himself completely, the mental capabilities of a fish only had minor effects on his own thought patterns. He now had a strong urge to mate when traveling upstream, but he was still himself. Believing this to be the will of the gods, he pledged himself to act as an agent for them by educating humans on how to keep water bodies happy and healthy. He knew that he would be persecuted for his looks, so he picked up what he now believed to be deadly weapons and began to call himself Bassmaster (although he always has trouble getting others to use the name).