The Tremendous Manslug

The Tremendous Manslug is universally recognized as one of the most obnoxious and pathetic creatures in existence.  This pornemon is not physically dangerous on its own, but its anger levels combined with the irritating noises that it constantly makes can be enough to instigate untold levels of chaos wherever it goes.  While it's an exceedingly rare pornemon, it's also hard to kill like a cockroach, so visitors to the Pornemon Wildlife Preserve should feel free to give it a hard kick to the face if they encounter it just to shut it up for a moment.  


Pornemon Type:
whiney, orange, deplorable  

Likes:
grabbing things with its vestigial hands, anything gold-plated, destroying democracy

Weaknesses:
Any text requiring more than a 3rd grade reading proficiency, making friends




A note on pricing:  The cost of each pornemon is dictated by how much actual printed material is used.  The larger or more complex the creature (i.e. number of arms or apendages), the more raw material ends up being used which results in a more expensive product. The Tremendous Manslug is enormous (for this type of print), so it's expensive.  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯