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The Near-Sighted Turdle
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Product Description
When he's not being a dick, he's just a piece of crap. The Near-Sighted Turdle spends his days devising machiavellian schemes in an effort to ruin things for the rest of the Pornemon in the park. Colloquially referred to as the "shit turtle", this horrible creature should never be mistakenly seen as having anything but the worst intentions.
Pornemon Type:
bureaucratic, saggy, constipated
Likes:
ruining things so he can feel like a big boy, removing his shell when no one is looking and lubing up
Weaknesses:
watery eyes, altruism, poor people
To complete your Near-Sighted Turdle, you will also need his eye glasses here: http://shpws.me/ORu3
A note on pricing: The cost of each pornemon is dictated by how much actual printed material is used. The larger or more complex the creature (i.e. number of arms or apendages), the more raw material ends up being used which results in a more expensive product. The Tremendous Manslug is enormous (for this type of print), so it's expensive. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Pornemon Type:
bureaucratic, saggy, constipated
Likes:
ruining things so he can feel like a big boy, removing his shell when no one is looking and lubing up
Weaknesses:
watery eyes, altruism, poor people
To complete your Near-Sighted Turdle, you will also need his eye glasses here: http://shpws.me/ORu3
A note on pricing: The cost of each pornemon is dictated by how much actual printed material is used. The larger or more complex the creature (i.e. number of arms or apendages), the more raw material ends up being used which results in a more expensive product. The Tremendous Manslug is enormous (for this type of print), so it's expensive. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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