Horga'hn Pendant | Steel Edition - Medium

Item: Horga'hn 
Planet of Acquisition: Risa
Purpose: Fertility Totem

Description: see below

 

Were you to go on a captain's holiday on the planet Risa, you might run across a Horga'hn or two (especially if you were Ferengi).  Ah, Risa! The planet where "all that is ours is yours," including jamaharon*. 

 

If you seek jamaharon, and we at the Trade Collective are sure you do (our Minister of Cultural Affairs assures us that Earth people enjoy such practices) then you will most assuredly need a Horga'hn.

 

 

On Earth the Horga'hn is perfect for: Valentine's Day, bachelor/bachelorette parties, blind dates, online dating (to display in your profile), married couples who have forgotten how to communicate,  males who seek females, females who seek males, males who seek males, females who seek females, males and females who seek other males and females in various combinations that would take too long to list, fans of television shows created by one Gene Roddenberry, and the Dutch. 

 

This Horga'hn's is appropriate to wear as a necklace - however it is an extremely potent item. When wearing please be sure to cover the pendant unless you are actively seeking jamaharon. 

Pendants

Latinum Edition

Steel Edition - Large

*jamaharon is a mysterious and pleasurable sexual practice native to Risa.  Taking part in it can be fatal.

ANDROMEDA TRADE COLLECTIVE

Standard Interstellar Disclaimer and Waiver of Liability 

USE HORGA'HN AT YOUR OWN RISK: To own a Horgah'an and calling forth its powers is inherently dangerous. The Andromeda Trade Collective offers this item "AS-IS" and with NO WARRANTIES. Consult a physician or if a physician is not available an Emergency Medical Holographic program before attempting to perform or initiate jamaharon. It is your responsibility to evaluate your own medical and physical condition, or that of your sexual partner, and to independently determine whether to perform, use or display the Horga'hn. Jamaharon may result in injury. By voluntarily seeking jamaharon you assume the risk of any resulting injury.